unclefather:

charzwag:

unclefather:

whenever i’m in a picture that’s taken at a party i always have food in my hand. like, i never have a bottle of beer or a bottle of liquor, i’m always holding a poptart or a bag of chips.

you’re eating poptars at a party?

i sit in the corner and i eat full meals while other people make bad decisions 

(Source: chickensandwich, via cake-tea)

keep-calm-and-omg-its-niall:

leezzee:

gallifreyangurl:

dinosaurs-on-wheels:

hoechln:

i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead. 

omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston

ugh, my hair looks terrible 

can we do it again i blinked

come on i was sneezing it’s not fair look at my face ugh

(via cake-tea)

princessbubblgum:

im at my sister’s and i made myself pizza and i went to go get the pizza cutter from the drawer and i had the option between a normal pizza cutter and this

pizza: the final frontier. these are the voyages of the sauceship entercrust. its five-year mission: to explore strange new cheeses, to seek out new pizza toppings, to boldly slice where no pizza cutter has sliced before.

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jakemalik:

jakemalik:

jakemalik:

can’t sleep, guess i’ll go eat everything in my fridge

SOMEONE HELP

fuck u anons

(via vupu)

why do girls look hot in over sized sweaters and sloppy buns but when i try it i look like i just finished a drug deal

(Source: amagravia, via vupu)